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    Football Manager - It can’t be... can it?!

    April 14, 2020

    Football Manager - It can’t be... can it?!

    It can’t be... can it?!

    Posted: 14 Apr 2020 01:15 PM PDT

    When your mate shows off his new signing and you have the Real Time Editor

    Posted: 14 Apr 2020 08:29 AM PDT

    'Recent reports have you linked with a move for a young player you know nothing about' Me to my scouts:

    Posted: 14 Apr 2020 01:46 PM PDT

    And that son, is why there's a statue of Jamie Vardy outside Anfield

    Posted: 13 Apr 2020 11:42 PM PDT

    When you lose 1-0 at Halifax but still win the Vanarama National League because Crewe drew 0-0 with Boreham Wood.

    Posted: 14 Apr 2020 03:22 PM PDT

    Thanks Livaković, without you I would never know about this player..

    Posted: 14 Apr 2020 08:49 AM PDT

    I signed Victor Fundi as a free agent in the Southern League Premier South. Today he scored in the Premier League, and has now scored in 7 divisions in English football.

    Posted: 14 Apr 2020 11:06 AM PDT

    Football manager goals in Real life

    Posted: 14 Apr 2020 03:05 AM PDT

    Title and automatic promotion to the football league rests on the final game. I can feel the 90+4 opposition winner coming already.

    Posted: 14 Apr 2020 10:15 AM PDT

    New to FM, and I finally had THAT game...

    Posted: 14 Apr 2020 12:10 AM PDT

    Conceding a 90th minute winner against the last placed club, scored by their 32 year old left back with his first ever goal for the club

    Posted: 14 Apr 2020 02:49 AM PDT

    A relative of my star player has tweeted to say I need to get rid of him.

    Posted: 14 Apr 2020 10:58 AM PDT

    Barcelona got lucky...

    Posted: 14 Apr 2020 03:17 PM PDT

    I won 3 friendly games in a row 15-0

    Posted: 14 Apr 2020 12:08 PM PDT

    So I think my tactic might be a bit overpowered...

    Posted: 14 Apr 2020 10:10 AM PDT

    So... Lazio next?

    Posted: 14 Apr 2020 02:22 PM PDT

    Dream Season Turns Into PSG Nightmare

    Posted: 14 Apr 2020 11:22 AM PDT

    When you send a girl a risky message but then immediately regret it

    Posted: 14 Apr 2020 04:04 PM PDT

    Props to this awesome fan, attending our games shirtless in late November

    Posted: 14 Apr 2020 05:54 AM PDT

    Last place Hanover managed to win the Europa League so I lost my Europa League place

    Posted: 14 Apr 2020 02:41 PM PDT

    Where the first journey began.

    Posted: 14 Apr 2020 09:36 AM PDT

    Making Stevenage Steven Again - Part 3: The Stevens Are Coming

    Posted: 14 Apr 2020 06:27 PM PDT

    Making Stevenage Steven Again - Part 3: The Stevens Are Coming

    Part 1 Part 2

    My quest to bring Stevenage to glory by only signing players with some version of Steven in their name continues. Does any one care? Not really. Do I have anything better to do? Absolutely not.

    Previously on MSSA:

    After acquiring 5 Stevens throughout both transfer windows, Stevenball carries us to the top of League Two in our first season. Many non-Stevens are released, and our shiny League One fortune is dwindled on some higher quality Stevens. Can the Stevens do the impossible and beat the drop with our thin squad?

    New Beginnings, New Stevens

    The board, die-hard cynics despite our miraculous and convincing title win last season, only expect me to "fight bravely against relegation". To help bolster our squad, the board secures an affiliation with Norwich. Sadly, the only player that catches my eye is Steven Naismith, who rejects our loan and promptly moves to Greece on a free. We still beat them 3-2 in the friendly.

    The season starts very mid-tabley as we win 2, lose 2, and draw 2. This is fine by me, as survival is my main goal, but I fear for our funds when we're knocked out of the Carabao with an injury-time winner. We could really use a cup run to add some money in the bank, especially when some big injuries and suspensions expose the holes in our squad. Our form improves as the season goes on, but strangely, with only slight tweaks to our attacking, free-flowing 4-2-3-1 and occasionally swapping a DM for AM, we've exceeded through the power of shithouse.

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    Millwall would be proud.

    A 15 game undefeated streak, including tetchy 1-0 wins over Sheffield Wednesday and Bristol, both leaders at the time, see us rise into the promotion spots and flirting with automatic promotion. There's a worrying lack of goals, however: Alex Reid has injury problems, and new signing Esteban Lepaul can't hit water if he fell out of a boat. With what meager funds I have, I go back to Welsh college student Stephen Penrice with an adjusted offer that lowers his signing fees in return for a lower relegation release clause. He accepts, and will arrive in January; not a moment too soon, as 28 other clubs including Tottenham were also interested in his signature.

    We hold our steady form, and although we're eliminated from the Checkatrade in the first knockout game, we find inspiration in the FA Cup, knocking out Ebbsfleet, Leyton Orient, Millwall, and the mighty Bournemouth. Lepaul finds his shooting boots, and youngster Liam Smyth is able to pop up with a few goals. Big signing Ivan De Stefano doesn't score many, but goes on an assist rampage. I'm also finally able to acquire Naismith by buying off-brand.

    \"We have Steven Naismith at home\"

    Brexit Blues

    A mighty blow to our future hopes comes with a hard Brexit that limits the number of foreigners in a team, and only allowing foreigners to be signed above a certain salary that's not in our pay grade at the moment. I'd love to get some more Stephanes, Stefans, and Estevezes in January, but our meager budget can only cover free loans. Once January rolls around, and automatic promotion looking a possibility, I make some sacrifices. Two stalwarts of our League Two winning defense leave, and I still can't sell Paul Fucking Farman. A few loan signings for coverage come in, however, including the return of Bradley Stevenson and J. Steven Collins who wanted nothing to do with us in the summer but has been impressed by our Stevenball. After I sign Steven Alzate from Brighton, however, we're back to broke. In fact, we're so broke that one of our centre-backs is forced to play in a spare goalie kit.

    Not to be confused with the times starting keeper Benda takes FKs.

    Coming out of January, we're top of the league and starting to see some daylight between us and the last playoff spot at least. The goals are flowing again. After getting a 6.2 on his debut, Penrice scores 2 in his next 2, and Lepaul is up to a respectable 9 goals. We haven't even had a red in a few months! A big lithmus test comes right after our giant-killing against Bournemouth as we face Accrington Stanley in the Dad Name Derby. Earlier in the season they beat us at home, but now I have new found power: for the first time in our history, I play an all-Steven XI.

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    Not pictured: 4 or 5 players that all caught the flu. Stay at home people!

    Despite this being a top-versus-bottom match, Stanley prove their bogey team merits as they score 12 minutes in and dominate the game. Collins quickly shows them the power of Steven by smashing the equalizer in on his debut, and substitute Stephen Quinn hits the winner from 25 yards in the 85th minute. The Stevens march on, with promotion in sight and a mouth-watering cup tie against one of the most prestigious First Name teams in the world: Chelsea. Only time will tell how far I can take my Stevens, with the next goal of a full Steven 18 not far away.

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    Did I just...robbed PSG?

    Posted: 14 Apr 2020 09:18 AM PDT

    Oh shit....

    Posted: 14 Apr 2020 05:46 AM PDT

    the day Viktor Fischer became a Napoli legend

    Posted: 14 Apr 2020 08:09 PM PDT
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