Football Manager - True story

True story
Every one else in the house: peaceful silence - Me in front of the monitor on game day:
*looks confusefed and demotivated*
Head Physio: I'm disappointed to have to report that the 33 year old winger you dumped in the U23s has sustained a minor injury...
Can't wait to sign another one
The Pentagon Challenge - Complete!
He thinks there’s a choice?
Best regen name I've ever seen
You just sit there knowing it was outside the box but he still takes like half a minute to check
Paul Pogba's career choices
Real Madrid: *pays 100M for Hazard* Atletico Madrid: *pays 120M for Joao Felix* Atletico Madrid:
Those physicals though...
(FM17) 2088, and still seeing something new (FM17)! Yes, I applied for and took the job.
How about this for a title race?
Missed the penalty? It's okay, give it another go, buddy.
If you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted, would you capture it?
Thought my 1000th match in management was going to be a match to forget but instead was one of the best late comebacks I've ever seen
I bet neutrals enjoy these matches, 'cause I sure don't (34 total goals in 3 matches)
Apparently we're all living in some guy called Xavier Calm's FM save
Never had it just not happen before
Asking the real questions
When you perform brilliantly in every competition par one, so the board make your job security very insecure/Precarious
I know many people have probably done this, but I just had my first undefeated season and I'm excited!
I won't even attempt to bother with games against City anymore

True story

Posted: 18 Jun 2019 02:13 PM PDT

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Every one else in the house: peaceful silence - Me in front of the monitor on game day:

Posted: 18 Jun 2019 03:29 PM PDT

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*looks confusefed and demotivated*

Posted: 18 Jun 2019 07:48 AM PDT

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Head Physio: I'm disappointed to have to report that the 33 year old winger you dumped in the U23s has sustained a minor injury...

Posted: 18 Jun 2019 11:05 AM PDT

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Can't wait to sign another one

Posted: 18 Jun 2019 07:18 AM PDT

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The Pentagon Challenge - Complete!

Posted: 18 Jun 2019 12:42 PM PDT

I finally did it. Started with Sunday League experience and no badges and clinched the Champions League in 5 continents.

Here is my journey (I wasn't planing on posting so it's fairly brief):

Save name: Pentagon and Teller

Started in China - unemployed for nearly 2 seasons, applying for any club job I could get in the country. Side note: I applied for every coaching badge as soon as I landed a job until I maxed it out.

Beijing BG - 13/12/19 - 7/6/22

Jia League Title (2nd Tier - promoted to top division) - 2021

Resigned to take next job

Guangzhou Evergrade - 7/6/22 - 5/4/25

CFA Super League - 2023

Super Cup - 2025

Sacked

Hebei CFFC - 8/5/25 - 13/3/27

AFC Champions League - 2026 CHAMPIONS LEAGUE ASIA COMPLETE

Resigned and loaded African leagues for following season

Africa:

Sundowns - 15/6/27 - 23/6/28

MTN 8 (cup comp) - 2027

Telkem Knockout (cup) - 2027

ABSA Premiership - 2028

Total CAF Champions League - 2028 CHAMPIONS LEAGUE AFRICA COMPLETE

Resigned and loaded North America and Mexico

North America:

Tigres - 23/6/28 - 23/12/28

Copa Corona MX (cup) - 2028

Resigned to take new job

Cruz Azul - 23/12/28 - 13/1/30

Campeones Cup - 2029

Campeon de Campenoes - 2029

Liga BBVA Bancomer MX Torneo Clausura - 2029

CONCAF Champions League - 2029 NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE COMPLETE

Liga BBVA Bancomer MX Torneo Apertura - 2030

Resigned and loaded South America

South America:

Rosario Central - 15/2/30 - 29/6/37

Superliga Quilmes Clasica - 2035

Copa Liberatores - 2036 SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE COMPLETE

Recopa Sudamerica - 2037

Superliga Quilmes Clasica - 2037

Resigned to head to Europe

Europe:

Everton (the team i support IRL) - 5/7/37 - 7/3/40

Europa League - 2039

Carabao Cup - 2040

Sacked by my boyhood club right after knocking Sevilla out the Champions League 2nd round. I drew 1-1 at home after winning 3-1 away, but the board had told me they needed better results 2 games before. The game before I "only" beat Stoke 1-0 so they were not happy. In their defence, I was 9th in the league, but heartbreaking either way.

Man Utd - 9/6/40 - present

Carabao Cup - 2041

Premier League - 2041

Community Shield - 2041

Premier League - 2042

Champions League - 2042 EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE COMPLETE

PENTAGON COMPLETE

Memorable Player:

Edgardo Vega - regen who came through the ranks at Rosario Central while I was in charge. Several 20+ scoring seasons and I sold him to Man Utd for 20 million (I didn't want to hold him back!). He was still there when I got to Man United and scored in the Champions League final to complete the Pentagon Challenge. Poetic eh?

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He thinks there’s a choice?

Posted: 18 Jun 2019 11:33 AM PDT