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    Football Manager - When you think your 20 year old prospect with 18 aggression still has potential

    Football Manager - When you think your 20 year old prospect with 18 aggression still has potential


    When you think your 20 year old prospect with 18 aggression still has potential

    Posted: 28 Feb 2019 10:19 AM PST

    You win the Treble but your severe financial mismanagement has bankrupt the Club for the next decade

    Posted: 28 Feb 2019 12:49 PM PST

    I'll believe it when I see a 40 yard outward bend free kick son..

    Posted: 28 Feb 2019 01:46 PM PST

    The Light Has Gone Out of My Life

    Posted: 28 Feb 2019 04:26 AM PST

    How I feel when a 4 star CA transfer declines contract talks because he recently signed a new deal with his club on $2.5k/week

    Posted: 27 Feb 2019 11:23 PM PST

    This fucking game

    Posted: 28 Feb 2019 05:08 PM PST

    My game crashed after I lost the Champions League, 1-0 vs Man City. I used to be a save scummer, but I've turned a page in the past few editions of the game.

    I'm trying to replay for a similar result. Basically a respectable lose. But this god damn game...

    I've so far won: 2-1, 3-1, Penalty shoot-out.

    I just want to do the right thing haha! I can't accept this win. In fairness, I'm now become very very accustomed to their tactics which may benefit me next season.

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    I'm destroying the town to save it, gooners.

    Posted: 28 Feb 2019 04:27 AM PST

    The save took an interesting wee turn the last few days, I might still buy a Monaco shirt anyway. Fuck sake though, I looked up vintage Monaco shirts online and the prices are more unreasonable than an established Spanish player's buyout clause or a Brazilian international's wage demands.

    Things were ticking along nicely, it's mid-December and we've got a 3 point cushion over PSG and Bordeaux, we've finished top of our champs lge group and I have a few more kids coming in at the start of the window. The team's doing well and we're winning games without looking like we need to burst ourselves. Something odd happens tho, an interview offer pops into the inbox, from Arsenal.

    I haven't really kept that much up with what's happening in other leagues, I sometimes check up on other clubs I've managed and I'll have a wee look at who's won or gone down in various leagues at the end of a season. I check out Arsenal and they're fucked. They're bottom of the league, the team is old and overpaid. Zidane spent 7 years there ruining the club and Spaletti spent the last year taking the destruction to new heights. They're done man, this is a mid-table at best club spending elite club money. They've spent it on shite an all and there's only a few decent shouts in the youth team, it's no surprise they're in this mess. This club just has hee-haw about it except past glories. The gooners must be fucking gutted man, spending hunners to get into their lovely stadium only to watch Federico fucking Chiesa score 3 goals a year.

    I decide to at least go for the interview, see what they say. As much as I hate to admit it, this would be an interesting challenge. I would be moving to a league that has a few PSGesque clubs in it, a do or die league that spends stupid money and is quite competitive. It's just Monaco and PSG in France, nobody else gets a sniff. Shit man, I'm one of the baddies. The fuckers have the temerity to ask me if I have the stuff for them, fucking really Arsenal? They've done nothing in a decade, they haven't been in the champs lge for 8 years and they're fucking questioning my record? I fucking broke PSG's strangle hold on French football, with a club that has less background financing than some fucking Championship clubs, a club now rated as in the top 10 in the world. I've done it and made a fucking profit. It's a club where every fucker in Europe, including Arsenal, queues up to buy our talent. Your fucking club has won a league cup in the last decade, that's it, that's all you've done. This is a step backwards for me I'm most defo doing you a favour here, not the other way around. Fucking fuck you, you arrogant, ignorant pricks. I almost end the interview there. Instead, I put the laptop down and go out or a smoke, try to see it from their point of view. I am the former Shrewsbury and Celtic manager; that probably doesn't look too impressive. The titles I have won have been in less respected leagues. I guess they need to make this appointment count as they can't afford to fuck this up.

    If I has an option to say all the above in an interview, I would. In real life I probably would have said it and more, taking a moment to think isn't something I'm good at. They fucking deserve a reality check though man, many clubs do. I'm watching the documentary, as I play, about Davie Robertson managing Real Kashmir FC. Fuck yes man, this is inspirational. Davie says the kind of shit I like to imagine myself saying and he's doing it at a club playing in one of the most dangerous places in the world. It's chip on the shoulder grudge football, the stuff he says to his players is fantastic. Fuck man, I want him to make it, I want him to fucking manage my club.

    The game spins on a few weeks and Arsenal offer me the job, with Davie's inspirational words rolling about my napper, I think about it more seriously. It's a challenge and it won't be easy. Man, this is hard going. I love Monaco and I've built this team, it's mine and we're top of the league. Arsenal are dreadful, easily one the worst assembled squads I have seen, they're bottom of the league. Shit though, Arsene done it there and he was also a Monaco manager. Their stadium is amazing and the premiership just prints money. I might lose less players there than Monaco, that frustration of losing most of the team every year would be nice to leave behind. It would be epic if I could turn this club around, a big fuck you to all those arsehole clubs that asked for an interview over the years and gave it to some wanker instead of me. I've left Monaco in a good state, we have 240m in the bank, a stadium that was 26k when I got here is now just over 50k. We have players most teams want and enough young talent to keep us going for some time. Only a total fuckwit could arse it up.

    I thought about it a good long time though, it wasn't a quick decision. With a heavy heart, I accept the Arsenal job. I just couldn't let it go by, not the chance to turn it around in a very tough league. I want to be the next Wenger. Arrogance, it'll be my undoing. They offer more than double the wages I'm on with Monaco, it's more than I'm getting from the France job. They must really be desperate. It's painful though, this squad is dreadful. The club is burst for cash and is spending far too much on wages. I'll be shifting most of these wankers at crimbo, it's not ideal but I refuse to work with some of these pricks. I don't know what the shuddering fuck people think they've been playing at here but this is a catastrofuck. The team don't play well, they're all over the place and there's no balance. First game in charge we lose 3-2 to Villa. We were 2 nil down after 10 mins and lost the 3rd in the last min. We scrape a few wins and a draw then thump Walsall in the cup. As a final fuck you from PSG, they buy one of the 3 decent players at the club for 106m. This wipes out the club debt and the board give me 8m to re-invest. 18m budget and we're spending 4.6m per week on wages, the budget is for 4.4m. Jesus fuck Arsenal, just terrible. I could fucking cry.

    Monaco lose top spot and hire a total roaster to take over, at least I'll be able to nick a few players in the summer but it looks like I've fucked 2 clubs this season. Fuck man, I'm just a pure shite Brendan Rodgers.

    I was going to leave it there but I kinda lost my shit yesterday when I fired the game up. We're 4-1 down to Newcastle with 20 to go, these total fudds are a disgrace. A couple of players actually bother and the game ends up 4-3 but I've fucking had it. Now I see what's happened and why Arsenal are fucked. They've signed too many shruggers, too many players who only try when it's easy and just don't give a fuck when they lose. They'll just shrug and find an excuse, they'll never do it man. I look back across Arsenal's fixtures and it's the same story of pathetic just do enough. Arsenal do enough to scrape UEFA cup qualification and that's it. Pricks like Chiesa and Aouer can punt a hattrick in against Malmo or Preston but they disappear against any team with some ability. These "international" players shouldn't play fucking football, they should be fucking estate agents. They are wage thieves. Fuck this. I transfer list 9 of the first team players that day. They're removed from prem registration and dropped to the unders. Fuck these pricks, I don't care if you stay or go, you're just never playing for Arsenal again. I'm doing this for the fans, for the poor gooners that have had to suffer a decade or more of this shite at the club. These fucking charlatans, these thieves, these total fucking don't give a fuck just pay me cunts can fuck off anywhere they like. I just don't care, I'm done with this shit man. I want players who'll run through walls for the club, these cunts won't even run for the door if it's opened for them. It'll likely cost me the job but I don't care, it needs to happen. These fuckers just have to go and the rot has to stop. I promote kids who look decent enough, bring back a few from loan, get a couple of folks from Monaco on loan and manage to scrape 50m to buy a few out of the however much I make from the sales. The board only let me have 20% to reinvest so I guess it was a decent amount I got for the shruggers. With satisfaction I send Chiesa on loan to Montpellier with a 6.5m optional future fee. Fuck you Federico Chiesa. As an aside, he's played for them a fair few times now and it's exactly how I described, he'll do it against the weak teams but doesn't turn up for hard games. Prick.

    The fixture list is relentlessly bad and I don't get much luck. The team tries though, they actually fucking try. City beat us but only just. They were lucky, a stupidly good goal from Mbappe wins it but they don't deserve it at all, the kids just burst themselves and I'm fucking proud of them. I don't mind losing to better teams and at the moment most of them are better than what's left of Arsenal, I just need to limp in to the end of the season and re-structure. I keep myself going by imaging building what I had at Monaco, with the added bonus of keeping most of the players I buy. Fuck it gooners, nae danger, I got this. We'll build something to be proud of, it might take a while though.

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    Group of hatred

    Posted: 28 Feb 2019 07:51 AM PST

    Up by 3 goals at half time, what could go wrong?

    Posted: 28 Feb 2019 07:49 AM PST

    Prediction Daddy? How kinky, Mr Talbot

    Posted: 28 Feb 2019 12:43 AM PST

    Is this a glitch or does FM have zero fucks to give?

    Posted: 28 Feb 2019 07:58 AM PST

    How's that moneyball working out there Arsenal?

    Posted: 28 Feb 2019 03:43 PM PST

    Imagine the riot that would take place if this happened. Rangers winning the title last game of the year at Celtic.

    Posted: 28 Feb 2019 09:17 AM PST

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    Posted: 28 Feb 2019 12:23 PM PST

    My wonderkid just won goal of the season with this beauty

    Posted: 28 Feb 2019 02:07 PM PST

    Born in Finland, English, Real Madrid Supporter with a Portuguese name.

    Posted: 28 Feb 2019 03:58 AM PST

    Will you use the winter update right away?

    Posted: 28 Feb 2019 09:52 PM PST

    I thought that most people would want updated squads/stats etc, but one guy on twitter was angry about people getting excited for it

    In his words "SJW cucks" only want the update, because they're not satisfied with what they already have

    I'm just wondering if the update upsets any of you that much?

    submitted by /u/SlicedBread35
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    Nothing worse than having this on a wonderkid

    Posted: 28 Feb 2019 01:55 AM PST

    Mulhern: Stoppage Time Specialist

    Posted: 28 Feb 2019 08:56 AM PST

    Did I just get a son in my first season youth intake?

    Posted: 28 Feb 2019 02:47 PM PST

    Here is pretty much what happened:

    Started a new save as FC Krasnodar, made up a random name for the manager. Aleksandr Makarov.

    In the first youth intake of this save (Feb 2019) the most promising player shared the manager's last name. Maxim Makarov, a goalkeeper.

    Looking at the dynamics, it then said this youth player held my manager in the highest regard.

    As for the youth player, here are his stats. I've never developed a youth goalkeeper, are these any good? But beyond that, am I correct in thinking this is a son character that's been brought in by the youth intake?

    submitted by /u/RaiseTheRoofe
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    Winning the league by the skin of my teeth.

    Posted: 28 Feb 2019 08:16 PM PST

    My star newgen striker being watched by PSG

    Posted: 28 Feb 2019 01:56 PM PST

    He has 3 years left but I want to give him a new deal and he is unwilling to negotiate, starting to get worried that I won't be able to offer one and he will force a move :/

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    I genuinely hate this game

    Posted: 28 Feb 2019 05:53 AM PST

    Need help for my "error" save file.

    Posted: 28 Feb 2019 06:35 PM PST

    Hai,

    I play as manager for club and nation in fm19, but after 5 / 6 years playing, my save file cannot forward to tomorrow.

    I still can open the save file, save/load and click whatever interface/activity in it like normal.

    But when i click proceed to tomorrow, the game crash and force exit automatically.

    First, i try to resign immediately my nation manager role, the game still crash. But when i resign immediately only club manager role, the game can continue forward.

    It this something wrong with my pc? Or my editor data ( Japanese league ) ??

    submitted by /u/mackerel-kun
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    INCREASE MLS SALARY BUDGET?

    Posted: 28 Feb 2019 06:34 PM PST

    I have never done a MLS save before. I started one with Atlanta United. When I try to sign someone, the max salary I can give is 300k. Does anyone know how to increase my salary budget?

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