Football Manager - Please stop posting the "say no to assman" meme

Please stop posting the "say no to assman" meme
When your favourite Wonderkid dedicates his Player of the Month award to you <3
Always have been, always will.
Waiting for the mail when you start off unemployed with zero football pedigree and have auto applied for every vacancy
assman: we are the underdogs... me:
Anything else, Rooney? Perhaps naming rights on my first-born?
The year is 2042. Oil reserves are nearly depleted and its impacting PSG's standings in the football community.
What I say: injuries can be difficult but try to focus on your recovery; What my player hears:
Lost the league on goal difference because Manchester United won 8-0 on a stoppage time goal
A fitting tribute for what is easily the greatest player I've ever had
wtf Barcelona?
Real's starting XI combined wage = £3.01mil My teams starting XI combined wage = £25850. I love this game
Yeaayyy I have finally have my son in the youth team...but he's fucking shite...
I've seen it all now.
I Always Had My Suspicions
I finally got a son(ish) I'll have to adopt him
New to FM, did my guy just get Corona or smth
Had to take revenge into my hands 6-0 would have been sweeter NWA
This Message Really Threw me for a Loop
Every year
When your players forgot the offside rules exists
Lovely stuff!
Something tells me this recommendation is a bit biased...
This might be my most frustrating loss in more than a decade of playing Football Manager...
Does anyone else ever wonder if they actually enjoy FM or are just addicted to it?

Please stop posting the "say no to assman" meme

Posted: 12 Mar 2020 08:58 AM PDT

It's getting posted like once every 10 minutes right now, please save us mods the effort of having to remove all of them and just do a quick search on the sub. You'll find that it's already been posted before.

Thank you.

E: On another note, please don't post coronavirus jokes either, they'll be removed without comment.

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When your favourite Wonderkid dedicates his Player of the Month award to you <3

Posted: 12 Mar 2020 02:51 PM PDT

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Always have been, always will.

Posted: 12 Mar 2020 04:51 AM PDT

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Waiting for the mail when you start off unemployed with zero football pedigree and have auto applied for every vacancy

Posted: 12 Mar 2020 12:54 PM PDT

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assman: we are the underdogs... me:

Posted: 12 Mar 2020 12:57 AM PDT

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Anything else, Rooney? Perhaps naming rights on my first-born?

Posted: 12 Mar 2020 02:00 AM PDT

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The year is 2042. Oil reserves are nearly depleted and its impacting PSG's standings in the football community.

Posted: 12 Mar 2020 02:49 PM PDT

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What I say: injuries can be difficult but try to focus on your recovery; What my player hears:

Posted: 12 Mar 2020 03:39 PM PDT

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Lost the league on goal difference because Manchester United won 8-0 on a stoppage time goal

Posted: 12 Mar 2020 06:02 AM PDT

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A fitting tribute for what is easily the greatest player I've ever had

Posted: 12 Mar 2020 02:03 PM PDT

https://preview.redd.it/yfm12qdsuam41.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=a30838fd10f62ffa592d415e71326581bf28f191

I've never posted before, but I had to post about this guy and this moment.

Tuomo started in the under-18's when I began the save and he was already good enough to be on the bench at 16 in the Vanarama north. At 17 he lead the line on his own and scored 33 goals in the league, and then scored 3 goals in the 3 playoff matches, including 1 in the final to secure promotion to the National League. At that point he was good enough to be playing in League One according to my scouts, so I went to offer him a contract expecting him to not be willing to negotiate, but not only is he willing to negotiate a contract he doesn't even want a release clause so I tie him down to a new three year deal.

In the National League he was even better, scoring 42 league goals at the age of 18 and he added 2 goals in 2 playoff matches as we won promotion to League Two, and our previous captain left the club so it was only right to make this Finnish hero the new captain. The first year in League Two he broke the club record for goals, at 19, as we lost in the semi-final and then we lost in the final the next year as he and his strike partner combined for 64 goals. When we finally won promotion from League Two at the third time asking he won the semifinal against Southend on his own, scoring 4 of our 5 goals in a 5-3 aggregate win.

He always popped up in the big games when I needed him to, whether he was scoring the goals or setting up his strike partner. The front three he created with Massey, his strike partner, and Cooper-Richards (their attacking midfielder playing behind them) combined to score 583 league goals in 1602 League Games between the three of them. These three guys carried me to the Championship, we were consistently a top scorer in the league while also conceding the most goals in the league. This save was the first time that I've ever had 2 players score 200+ League goals and was also the first time that I've ever had four different players on 500+ League games at the same time. Tuomo was the last of them, and just like on previous saves I've never had a player make from the North to the Premier League. We won the Championship Playoffs after going on a 22 match unbeaten run, but Tuomo decided to retire after not playing the whole season at the age of 35 and injuring his hip for probably the tenth time in the save. If he hadn't had those hip injuries I think he would have passed 300 League goals easily. The worst part is that I can't make him a coach, so he'll just be gone, but he'll never be forgotten as he is the first player where the game has asked me if I want to retire his number, so at Boston United, with respect to the greatest player in my fm history, no one will ever wear the number 9 again.

https://preview.redd.it/ly1flui63bm41.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=54782f4f927ce0f512a1b0e130ecd67eb18f3610

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wtf Barcelona?

Posted: 12 Mar 2020 02:44 AM PDT